( this is marjorie post-makeovers. yes, ladies and bumblebees, indeeeeeeed. )

( spoilerish for tonight's as yet unfinished antm )

i'll just sell my body on the street: it will be amazing if i finish a shift in the next 8 weeks. okay, that's not true. i'm sure i'll finish *some*. i just ... seriously, you guys, i begged my father to let me build condos with him for the next two months. and of course daddy's all the voice of reason with "you have insurance there. just wait ( Read more... )

somebody put a firewall in place, okay: is it just me, or does it look like hanna's just hanging around the tropics waiting for ike to catch up so that they might merge into one giant world-ending storm? 'cause hanna hasn't moved in like. three days, but ike's bookin' it to get to where she is. !!! i guess we'll see!

your favorite place to play ( Read more... )

FAA pilots the failplane: so there was an unexpected fail of much-of-the-east-coast proportions on the part of the FAA yesterday, so my flight from ATL to GPT boarded an hour and a half late. we were lucky, though, there were people in our gate area that had been there since noon. (it was 8:30p when i landed in atlanta.) i was a little cranky, i ( Read more... )

my copy of DH will arrive on the 23rd. yay! i think maybe LJ and i will not visit with one another until then. i am with you in spirit, midnight readers!

mtv is marathoning ANTM c5, and i'm finding myself thinking coryn is pretty this time around. i fully remember thinking she was too manly last time. poor janice. she's so cracked out ( Read more... )

in may! wtf! the high is 89º ( Read more... )

recent attempts at social mores
missi
adrianne curry/elyse sewell
america's next top model cycle 1
for mosca for the femslash06 challenge
notes: title and description from djb's recap of ANTM 1.07 the girls who get really naked. thanks for tossing me a practically canonical pairing for my first shot at femslash!

( she wishes elyse a 'goodnight, slut ho,' and the only person who wouldn't have thoroughly enjoyed that sequence would have found a way to drown it out anyway, sitting in front of her television in memphis, tn, thinking about all the clothes she gets to keep on all the time in her glamorous life as not a top model, drowning out the sound of the word combo 'slut ho' with a repeatedly clucked chorus of 'oh, ma word.' )

( ANTM 6.04 the girl who kissed the roach )

Tonight was some tv watching goodness. PR 2.13-b Finale Two and ANTM 6.01+6.02 The Girls Go Bald. Both are cut below.

( I've decided to, until there are at least half as many girls, pretend they aren't people and just focus on that week's shoot. Suffice that there are some serious bitches, and the rest are bitches-in-training. Spoilerish for ANTM 6.01+6.02 The Girls Go Bald. )